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I should have known better


Now dont laugh to hard, this is the first gun Ive ever owned.


There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and
bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the local newspaper about
the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!



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One of your best, Amigo, knowing you I was almost believing it for a second.

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ya had me too rat ! heck, i could see it happenin. hahaha, ok, well, you asked for it ! hahaha...

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Now I'm wondering if the Lady is still in ICU and if she's recovering from the trama - - what a shock that must have been to her - - - I'll bet she doesn't eat for a week.



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That is a good laugh maker.

I can imagine I might do a real double take if someone said that to me.  Oh, my (imaginational) eyes!!!



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Mello Yello wrote:

Now I'm wondering if the Lady is still in ICU and if she's recovering from the trama - - what a shock that must have been to her - - - I'll bet she doesn't eat for a week.


 Well actually after the first inital shock, she asked me to turn around a few times  like she was looking for something, then had the auduasity to ask me if I was actually a girl but just wore mens clothes,

Now I have to go back and face her again to retreve my card, cause

 I started to pick up up my card and leave ,when  she grabbed a baseball bat and banged it down on the counter,I actually think she was aiming for my head,, so I hightailed it out of that place,, clothes in hand,, omfg.gif

oh yeah! about the eating anything ,,, she could go for months with out eating, and still be a huge cow,,,,,,,nees to tryout for some base ball team somewhere

 what a shme,, I really liked that ACE hardware store,no



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Well, at least you didn't say you turned around and knocked the cash register off the counter - - - - then I would know that this was a Joke Bending over when she had a baseball bat in her hands was not the best choice but as long as it was to retrieve your card I guess it was the only thing to do

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If I had bent over ,that would have given her way to much of a target,,,no lucky I got out of there with anything at all,,,wink



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is there a goat loose in the store ??

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geezer69 wrote:

is there a goat loose in the store ??


 if there was she would most likely be riding it,, or the other way around,,,she reminded me a lot of that Honey BO BO kids momma,, only with a mullett



-- Edited by Bad Rat on Thursday 14th of February 2013 10:34:27 PM

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