Home Handyman

That reminds me of that "OLD JOKE" where the instructor is giving an older experienced trucker some what ifs.
He asks the trucker:
"what would you do if you were coming down off of Wolf Creek Pass and your brakes went out and then you saw a bus load of Senior Citizens stalled in front of you?"
the trucker said:
"first thing I'd do is wake up my wife in the sleeper"
the instructor asked:
"why would you do that"
the trucker replied:
"cause she ain't never seen a wreck like we're fixing to have!"