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unstoppable virus


UnstoppableVirus....

 

 

 

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.  It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

Symptoms:

 

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.   Done that!

 

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!  That too!

 

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.  Yep! 

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.  Aha!

 

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.   Well darn! 

 

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.   Oh , no not again!  

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."  And I just hate that! 

 

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."   Oh No!

 

IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."  

Have I already sent this to you?   Or did you send it to me?



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DAMN, the first test that I've scored a 100 on in a long time. Do I get a gold star or anything?

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I think we all deserve a GOLD star,, even if its just for surviving as long as we have,, seems like the only place I get to go anymore is to a dr's appointment  did 2 yesterday,, furious



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I pulled a Number 3 shortly after getting online the first time that left me with a lot of explaining to do.............

Fortunately, follow ups to the same offense were less severe.

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i sent one to my wife that was a bit personal to one of my lady friends....i dont e main no more. hahaha

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geezer69 wrote:

i sent one to my wife that was a bit personal to one of my lady friends....i dont e main no more. hahaha


 obviously you still have you're family jewels or do you?   thats a REAL NO_NO,

I had a phone # on a yellow scrap of paper of a lady friend from 35years ago in my wallet,, it had been there for many years, well hidden away, that I had forgot all about it being in there, but talked to often,,,( AS A FRIEND)  and while changing over to a new wallet, it must have fell on the floor and I didn't see it,,, Sherryl found it and didn't bother to ask me who it was,, just dialed the # and the friend answered the phone, and when Sherryl ask her name,, and how she knew me,, the friend was quick enough to catch on to who it was, by caller ID,,, so she told  Sherryl she didn't know what she was talking about, headbang.gif that she had just recently got the phone # after she moved,,  so she saved my AZZ big time,,, I still talk to her every once in a while,,, no hanky panky tho,,, just a old friend that I have stayed in touch with,,  had a good laugh out of that one,, thank god,,,,



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We all need friends.......

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I'm married to the reincarnation of "Judge Roy Bean" - - - you only get one chance and there are NO appeals. You go straight to the gallows.

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