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My wife is Missing


A husband went to the sheriffs department to report
that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, Im not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Dont know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I dont remember exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and Bubba floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Dont worry buddy. Well find your truck.



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Yep.



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My wife understood completely what agony that poor husband was going through



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All he has to do is start talking to a "well endowed" young lady and the Wife would not be missing any longer.



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Mello Yello wrote:

All he has to do is start talking to a "well endowed" young lady and the Wife would not be missing any longer.


 He might just be amoung the missing if that happened,,,



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