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Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding.

That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room,
She flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me." ...
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe would
Not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy! He served in the Navy.
Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral


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Booooooo - Hisssssss

Mean!!!!!!!



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I don't understand, Amigo, could you 'splain plez??? confusedisbeliefbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Mello Yello wrote:

I don't understand, Amigo, could you 'splain plez??? confusedisbeliefbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin


 Nothing to explain,, he was just trying to help her get her tight shoes off,, its the dirty minds that translate it into something else confusebiggrinbiggrin



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ruh roh - - I sowwynodisbeliefbiggrin



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