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Uncontrolable Emissions


While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."



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Seems to me that if I merember right, that particular form of propulsion is prone to copious gaseous emissions, as well as unannounced particulate expulsions. Knew a guy who had some mules, and one of the johns was prone to excess gas; whenever he'd get excited, and he was a friendly fellow so often got wound up over visitors, he'd fart with every strike of a hoof - sometimes sounded like he had an engine inside of himself.

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I new a feller that had a small black filly and, if he had spurs on, she would peeeee the entire time that he was using her in the arena - - - we nicknamed her "Fountain"

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My sister and I grew up with Standard show horses. She's got auburn hair and freckles. When she was really young our Grandpa told her one day she walked behind Easter Frost( one of our mares) and just then she let go( the mare) with a wet fart. Lotsa bran in her morning mix. Anyway, Gramp's told her she got speckled with bran and it stained her. She believed it for years, lol. I just got bit, stepped on and crowded.

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Good one, Randy - - - my Mom had freckles and my Dad used to say that those spots were just sugar coming to the surface like it does on a meringue pie topping. She also had one blue eye and one brown eye and I miss her every day.

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That's a good one too Meller. My wife has a cousin with one blue and one green eye, he also has a Husky with one blue and one green eye. It's funny when they're out as a family, with the dogs, for a walk. People will notice the similarity between our cousin and the dogs eyes.....but then they look at the kids eyes, lol.

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